40 Hilarious Online Movie Reviews That Are More Entertaining Than The Films
What do you do before you watch a movie? Chances are, you head online and peruse the reviews, just to make sure that the flick that you pick isn’t totally awful. The following 40 reviews would provide you with zero help in that endeavor. However, they are all hilarious for their asinine commentary, hilarious observations or sarcastic takes on classics. Read on, and you might just find yourself more entertained by their words than by the movies themselves.
40. The Invisible Man
As this movie’s title suggests, the main character is being chased and tortured by a man who no one else can see. But one Amazon reviewer totally missed out on that part of the title. They gave the movie one star because they “had a hard time judging the performance of her tormentor… couldn’t really see him.”
39. Animal House
National Lampoon’s Animal House tells the tale of a raucous fraternity, Delta Tau Chi, and the college dean who wants to expel them from campus. One look at that synopsis tells you that this flick isn’t really about animals. Yet this reviewer felt let down by the lack of “animals in the house.”
38. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
According to one online movie reviewer, there’s more to dislike about Mission: Impossible – Fallout than just the excessive punctuation in its title. The one-star slating of the film read, “Husband picked it out while I drank rum and texted my best friend. I thought it was boring.”
37. Rent
If you have a deep interest in or knowledge of the property business, well, you might not appreciate the movie-musical Rent. One online reviewer complained that the flick should have had a different title since it didn’t “even have a single song about leasing law, property management procedures or net lease calculations.” And, ultimately, this lack of fine print left the person feeling “misled.”
